Copywriter, Toronto

SURAYA RAMSAJAN

"I don't do expected. I do 'wait, we can do that?'"

Words that tattoo themselves on your brain.
Copy that refuses to be forgotten.

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The Philosophy

COPY IS PERMANENT. MAKE IT UNFORGETTABLE.
The Approach Rule-breaking copy that earns its place in culture. Influenced by the Mike Cesarios of the world, people who prove advertising can be genuinely surprising.
The Belief The best words are the ones people carry with them. Tattooed into memory long after the campaign is over.

Flash Sheet

08 Works

Popeyes

Eat The Damn Chicken

Smiski

Let Smiski Do The Talking

Nicorette

Nothing Is Sexier Than Quitting

Rexall

Care That Comes To You

Balthasar Bloem

Counter Couture

TOTO Washlet

Face The Fear Feel The Clean

Birkenstock

Comfort Has Its Consequences

Gorilla Glue

Temporary Chaos. Permanent Fix.

The Permanents

Copy worth
keeping forever.

Four campaigns. Four lines tattooed on skin to prove a point: good copy doesn't just land. It stays.

Suraya Ramsajan

ABOUT
SURAYA

I'm a copywriter who believes the best advertising doesn't feel like advertising. It feels like a punchline you can't stop repeating, a truth you didn't know you needed to hear, or an idea so obvious in hindsight it's almost offensive nobody said it first.

Personal Writing

Selected Poems Click to open
The kind of person
who writes things
down.
Suraya Ramsajan
Personal Work 2026
The 504

We descend together,
strangers who have agreed, wordlessly,
to be briefly trapped.

I know the plot of your divorce.
You know I cried last night.
We have never met.

The man across from me
has declared his legs a nation-state
and is expanding into contested territory.

I grip a pole
ten thousand hands have touched before mine
and call it Tuesday.

Productive

I have never been more capable
than when something else needs doing.

I reorganized my bookshelf by colour.
I researched the history of the stapler.
I became, briefly, an expert
on a war that ended before my grandfather was born.

The email sits open in another tab,
patient as a saint,
waiting for me to become
the person who can write it.

I will get there.
But first—

Craft

I am very good at describing pain.
I am less good at just
having it quietly
like a normal person.

My therapist says I intellectualize.
I said yes, isn't it beautiful,
and she wrote something down.

Condition

I have never experienced anything.
I have only collected material.

Every argument is a third act.
Every stranger on the subway is a chapter.
Every heartbreak arrives already
formatted for the page.

I cannot turn it off. I have tried.
I once cried at a sunset and immediately thought:
The sky performed grief beautifully tonight.

People ask how my day was and I give them imagery.
They tell me about their day and use the word good.

Good.

A day that moved through light and shadow,
that held small devastations and private victories,
that smelled like rain on concrete
and tasted like burnt coffee and almost—

Good.

I flinch.
I cannot help it.
I am a blessing at eulogies and exhausting at brunch.
This is the condition.
I would not trade it.
I have already written about wanting to.

The Permanents

Copy Worth Keeping Forever.

Type

Conceptual Mock-ups

Idea

If copy is truly permanent, prove it.

The Concept

The best copy doesn't just land. It stays. These mock-ups imagine a world where campaign lines were so memorable, so lived-in, that people chose to make them permanent. A different medium to show range: from quiet and delicate to loud and traditional.

The Point

Every line here came from a different brief, a different brand, a different tone of voice. The tattoo format strips away the logo and the layout. All that's left is the writing. Either it holds up on its own, or it doesn't.

nothing is sexier than quitting
spank your cravings
comfort has its consequences
eat the damn chicken
IDC! I deserve crispy

The Confession

I have one tattoo. One. It says 444. It is tiny. It lives on my ankle. I think about it constantly.

And yet here I am, building an entire portfolio concept around tattoos like I'm heavily inked. The commitment to a bit is real, apparently.

Hire me and I'll get another one. I'm not kidding. Give me a good brief and we can negotiate placement.

Suraya, owner of exactly one (1) tattoo

Exhibit A: the 444 tattoo is on the ankle. You can barely see it. I see it every day.

01 / 06

Popeyes

Eat The Damn Chicken

Type

OOH & Brand Voice

Category

QSR / Fast Food

Popeyes — Louisiana Kitchen
IDGAF* and IDC* transit shelter ads

IDGAF* (*It's damn good and fried)   |   IDC* (*I deserve crispy)

It's Guilt-Free.
You've eaten worse things than our chicken.
Your body is not a temple. It's an amusement park.
Packaging copy 1
Packaging copy 2
02 / 06

Smiski

Let Smiski Do The Talking

Type

Social & OOH Campaign

Category

Collectibles / Lifestyle

Recognition

First Place, Professor's Choice

Smiski — スミスキー
A THIRD
LANGUAGE
BETWEEN
GENERATIONS.

The Challenge

When adult children leave home, Gen X parents lose more than presence. They lose the effortless intimacy of everyday connection. Staying close starts to feel forced, sentimental, overly deliberate.

The Solution

By framing Smiski figurines as conversational catalysts, playful proxies that say "I'm thinking of you" when words fail, we created a socially native narrative that felt simple, human, and emotionally intelligent. A small object that restarts dialogue, creates shared humour, and gently closes the distance between parents and their grown children, one thoughtful gesture at a time.

Won First Place, Professor's Choice
Smiski Instagram ads
Smiski Instagram ads
Smiski billboard — i miss you

Google Translate: English → Smiski: "i miss you"

Smiski billboard — are you busy?

Google Translate: English → Smiski: "are you busy?"

03 / 06

Nicorette

Nothing Is Sexier Than Quitting

Type

Social Campaign

Category

Health / Pharma

Nicorette — Nothing Is Sexier Than Quitting
THE NEW
SEXY
IS
QUITTING.

The Challenge

Since the 1920s, cigarettes have been a cultural symbol of edge, allure, and identity. Quitting wasn't just a health decision. It meant leaving behind a persona. For adults 25–45 who smoke for confidence, social ritual, or relief, Nicorette had to compete with a century of romanticization.

The Solution

Reframe quitting as the sexiest thing you can do. Instead of leading with health warnings or willpower messaging, we made Nicorette feel like the bold, confident, provocative choice, turning the brand into the new symbol of control, appeal, and self-possession. A smoke-free life is the real flex.

Spank your cravings — Nothing is sexier than quitting

Spank your cravings.   |   Nothing is sexier than quitting.

It's so hot when you take control — Nothing is sexier than quitting

It's so hot when you take control.   |   Nothing is sexier than quitting.

04 / 06

Rexall

Care That Comes To You

Type

Integrated Campaign

Category

Pharmacy / Retail

Rexall — Care That Comes To You
CARE
THAT
COMES
TO YOU.

The Challenge

Gen Z is the generation least likely to visit Rexall, with only 14.96% shopped there in the past 30 days. Despite Rexall's 120-year legacy of trust and care, it wasn't breaking through with a generation that avoids asking for help, relies on online info first, and feels uncomfortable approaching pharmacists they don't know.

The Solution

Make the pharmacist feel approachable before Gen Z even walks through the door. By humanizing Rexall staff through in-store blades, personal pharmacist badges, and a social series built around questions people are afraid to ask, we positioned Rexall as a pharmacy that comes to you, one that meets you where you are, without judgement.

Questions? Press Here.
New to this? We'll Guide You.
Not Sure? Ask Us.
Hi, I'm Maria — I'm happy to chat!
Hi, I'm Rahul — I'm happy to chat!
Hi, I'm Jae — I'm happy to chat!
Things Your Pharmacist Wishes You Knew
05 / 06

Balthasar Bloem

Counter Couture

Type

Brand Identity

Category

Home / Cleaning

Balthasar Bloem — Counter Couture
COUNTER
COUTURE.

The Brief

Build a brand identity for Balthasar Bloem, a luxury botanical cleaning spritz rooted in Dutch heritage. The product had to feel like it belonged on a countertop, not under a sink. A refillable aluminum vessel crafted with botanical ingredients and aroma-therapeutic essential oils, designed to stay in view, because beautiful things deserve permanence.

The Voice

Witty, self-possessed, and a little flirtatious, like someone who keeps their diamonds on display and their standards higher. Every line of copy refuses to settle. Balthasar Bloem doesn't clean your counters. It elevates them. Spritz, strut, and watch your countertops sparkle.

Balthasar Bloem card insert
Morning Ritual: Coffee. Wipe Counters. Feel Smug About Both.
We Don't Do Cabinets. We Do Pedestals.
06 / 07

TOTO Washlet

Face The Fear Feel The Clean

Type

OOH

Category

Bathroom / Home

TOTO Washlet — Sprint Week 2026
FACE
THE FEAR.
FEEL
THE CLEAN.

The Brief

92% of Canadians know what a bidet is. Only 3% of North American households own one. The task: create a Washlet culture within Canada. The barrier wasn't awareness. It was irrational fear. People who eat grey 3AM hot dogs, sit on shared gym benches, and let dogs tongue-kiss them were calling a bidet too scary.

The Solution

Hold up a mirror. You are afraid of the wrong things. By cataloguing all the genuinely disgusting things Canadians accept without question, we made bidet hesitation look absurd. "Face The Fear. Feel The Clean." A campaign built on calling out Bidetaphobia with the receipts to back it up.

You're gripping a pole covered in sneeze residue...
That 3AM hot dog is grey, covered in flies...
Your dog just chomped down a week-old rotting squirrel...
You're bare ass number 47 on that bench today.
TOTO Washlet experiential — Sankofa Square
Bidetaphobia Is Real — social campaign
TOTO Washlet — Face The Fear Feel The Clean
07 / 07

Birkenstock

Comfort Has Its Consequences

Type

OOH Campaign

Category

Fashion / Footwear

Birkenstock — Comfort Has Its Consequences
COMFORT
HAS ITS
CONSEQUENCES.

The Brief

Style-driven consumers sacrifice comfort for fashion every day without question. Birkenstock releases footwear built to actually fit the way you live, and once you feel the difference, everything else becomes unacceptable. The challenge was getting people to see Birkenstock not as a compromise, but as a permanent upgrade to their standards.

The Solution

Once you experience something truly made for you, you can't unfeel it. Comfort becomes a standard, not a luxury. We leaned into that shift: the idea that choosing Birkenstock has consequences. Good ones. The kind that make everything that used to fit suddenly feel unacceptable.

Bent for the job. Bent for the room.
The beginning of Unreasonable Standards.
Comfort Has Its Consequences — insert card
08 / 08

Gorilla Glue

Temporary Chaos. Permanent Fix.

Type

OOH / Transit Campaign

Category

Home / Hardware

Gorilla Glue — Temporary Chaos. Permanent Fix.
TEMPORARY
CHAOS.
PERMANENT
FIX.

The Brief

Gorilla Glue is already trusted by homeowners who know their way around a toolbox. The challenge was staying relevant with a new generation of renters and first-time fixers: people whose chaos is more existential than structural, but whose stuff still breaks the same way.

The Solution

Lead with empathy, land with the product. "We can't fix [your human problem], but we can fix [the actual thing that broke]." A campaign that meets people in their mess, literally and emotionally, and offers the only kind of fix it can actually deliver.

We can't fix your kid's Minecraft phase, but we can fix the wall he mined through.
We can't fix your dog's separation anxiety, but we can fix the door.
We can't fix your uncle's speech, but we can fix the table he stood on.
We can't fix your commute, but we can fix the bike that didn't survive it.
We can't fix your situationship, but we can fix the headboard.